Hey, haven't seen you in a while
Where you been?
How'd I get so lucky
To be seeing you again
Did you lose your wife?
Did you lose your mind?
Did you lose your money?
Do you want some of mine?
I'm your friend
And you're my sugarfriend
You're my friend
And I'm your sugarfriend
I know all about your problems
I've got problems of my own
But you don't want to hear about it
You don't have the time
Things get bad for me
And you get scarce
Things get worse
And you disappear
I'm your friend
And you're my sugarfriend
You're my friend
And I'm your sugarfriend
I've got you in my corner
As long as you can reach the door
You say you're always there for me
But you're never around
So tell me, what's on your mind?
What's that on your breath?
It's not crow or humble pie
It smells like revenge
I'm your friend
And you're my sugarfriend
You're my friend
And I'm your sugarfriend