We are having piano lessons
Practice your piano
Practice makes perfect
They are marching past the window
They are marching down your street
They have noticed that expensive car
And your freezer full of meat
And how you can't
Rest without
The guard dog at your feet
They are drilling in the playground
They are training on the green
There's a million of them out there
And their guns are made of steel
You don't know them
But they know you
And their bayonets are real
We are having piano
We are having piano
We are having piano lessons
They've learned all their lessons
You taught them all they know
You shouted out the orders
And you told them where to go
So don't complain
When they return
The treatment blow by blow
Or will you come with us on the run
With the wild girls on the run
Or will you stay behind
And take to guns...
They're marching past the window
Down your suburban street
They have emptied out the corner shop
They've eaten all the meat
So watch out boys
Because they've k**ed
The guard dog at your feet
We are having piano
We are having piano
We are having piano lessons