Well, we came on and we felt the noise
And we said goodbye to Jane
And we told our Mamas we were all crazy now
And our clothes they were ridiculous
And our haircuts were insane
But it didn't really matter anyhow
And the youth club disco echoed to the stomping of our boots
And our throats were sore from tryn'a sound like Noddy
But wherever lads would congregate to listen to some slade
A good time was had by everybody
They were gonna bring the house down
They were really gonna raise the roof
With the power of the music that they played
They didn't want to drink their whisky like anyone else did
They did things their own way, they were slade
And Don he was the bangin' man
Jim and Nod, they wrote the songs
And Dave Hill looked like nobody on Earth
And when you bought one of their records
Or went down to one o their shows
You always got your money's worth
And my oh my we all joined hands
They just weren't like the other bands
They were crazee, crazee, crazee ev'ry nite
And when we heard old Noddy sing
It made our f**in ears ring
But somehow it made us feel
Allllll-ri-i-ite!