More canapés sir, a drink from the bar?
I'd suggest that a soft drink might be what's required?
As the extrovert stands, takes the tablecloth ends
And you'll know what comes next as he whips it away
And the flowers and vase are still standing
As the gla**es and plates hit the floor
And I'm still waiting here
For the first kiss of the start of the year
I'm stuck waiting here
For the first kiss of the start of the year