[Verse One - Plan B] When I look at you now I just can't understand How I ever could of looked up to you, man Still I'm pa**ed being mad, or losing my rag Just find it sad 'cause you're the closest thing I had to a dad And instead of looking up, I'm looking down at you fella Days where I believed your crap have come and gone like the weather Still you hide beneath your rain coat and stolen umbrella What's wrong with you [?] Come on, f**ing get it together You're getting close to fifty now - mature age So let go of the whiskey now and start acting your age Can't spend the rest of your life k**ing your liver Spend your last days acting like you don't give a sh** about nothing, now you're old and you're bitter 'Cause your ex left you for another man she found fitter Fitter, enough to raise two kids anyway 'Cause you ain't fit to be a f**ing dad in any way You're a degenerate alcoholic and have been for years Your eyes are dry now but not the tracks of your tears And I see where they lead, man I'm sorry that you're hurt But you can only blame yourself now you're dick's in the dirt [Hook - Rolling Stones] Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away [Verse Two] Down the pub each day in the Old Nag's Head, just stayed When wild, 'Wild Horses' couldn't drag you away Yeah, that's the one ain't it didn't you say At your funeral that's the song you want them to play? You ain't got long now to go, bruv Now it's clear you a slave To the drink You'd sooner drink yourself into a grave It's got to the stage where you love to drink every day I say love as if you didn't love it, you sober up but hey What you love more the suds or your own flesh and blood? 'Cause blood it's been two years since you even gave them a hug Let alone even let them hear your voice There's no excuse it's not like you haven't got a choice; What you gotta do is 'Fix up, look sharp' Stop drinking Don't poison your body with anything that stops you thinking You're too old for all that You've had your time, man, don't act like a fool
Acting like you got a full cap of money for your youth's You say you work just a s**m bank Then show your ex some proof, just a piece of what you earn, man 'Cause right now she's the only one who's paying for their schooling; No matter how much of a b**h you say she is, that's appalling [Hook] Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses couldn't drag away [Verse Three] When you gonna learn man? You f**ed up again Went and got another bird up the f**ing duff again No doubt you won't give out for this one like the others And you dirty f**ing pisshead c*nt thank you God for mothers 'Cause dads ain't worth sh**. It must be hereditary You never knew yours and your kids don't know you So set it G, a date with a surgeon, under local anaesthetic Keith I think it's time you went and got yourself a vasectomy For real, I ain't joking blud I've f**ing had enough You know what it was like for both of us growing up You never had a dad well neither did I and you know it blud 'Cause you knew my dad you knew when he left I was only a pup So I can't condone that sh**, abandoning your kids, you're a prick I don't care what you say man, you make me sick There's no excuse for that sh**, you say you don't know where they are But there's ways of finding out, you're just not trying very hard They can't have gone very far you're ex's family's still about You could write your ex a letter asking her "let's sort this out" And give it to her mum, so that she can pa** it on But I suppose that's hard to do when you're motherf**ing drunk So you know what? f** it or leave it alone As long as you leave me alone 'cause you don't need to be known Like those chiefs who private number me and breathe down the phone Don't give a f** about you now your true colours are shown Next time you'll sees me at your funeral 'Wild Horses' by The Stones So keep your f**ing drink you'll need it now you're all on your own [Hook] Wild horses couldn't drag me away Wild, wild horses couldn't drag me away