[Intro: Cal Chuchesta]
Hey, Chesta-Chesta, mic tester
Can I get a freestyle? Sorry it's been a while
P-Pile, hey
[Verse 1: Cal Chuchesta]
Peelin' out like banana
Raps on my head like bandana
Chiquita nana, Chiquita nana
This ain't a peach from Atlanta
Or freshly squeezed Tropicana
Chiquita nana, Chiquita nana
Cal got 'em callin' the coroner
Dirty White Boy like I'm Foreigner
You know that reference went way back
Yo, because homie don't play that
See, now I'm referencing Wayans
Showing you Cal can go way in
You can start callin me Goku
Watchin' me go Super Saiyan
Yer boy Cal don't play-play
I don't whip and I don't nae-nae
Where I'm from ya see a freakin' dead body every day-day
What? That's not true
Whose raps is true?
Good point. Carry on
These rappers are pathetic, they won't give Cal no credit
I'm doing all the angles, got my verses geometric
Focus attack like I'm Ryu
Psychic attack like I'm Mewtwo
Hittin' you up with a shoryu
Stars on your head, I confuse you
I'll send you on a trip, I call that arrest
I keep it 300, I call that sudden d**h
[Break: Cal Chuctesta & Pink Guy]
It's you again!
You better not do what you did last time when we did the signing together
No, no, no
Eh, f** you, mang
[Verse 2: Filthy Frank]
I got rats in the attic
My grandma's diabetic
I'm also a diabetic
It runs in the family
We are all diabetic
Yeah, Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
T-Thomas the Tank Engine
So fast, so fast
I love Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the Thomas the Tank Engine
I love the helicopter in Thomas the Tank Engine, yeah
It's my favorite in the Thomas the Tank Engine
Percy, Percy-Percy-Percy is the green train
Thomas the Tank Engine
Yeah, yeah, they call me the Rain Man
So stop on calling me gay man, I'm not gay man so stop it
Stop calling me gay man, I just like Thomas the Tank Engine
Thomas the Tank Engine goes "choo-choo" when he's angry
Who's your favorite character in Thomas the Tank Engine?
Mine is Thomas for obvious reasons
All the other trains, Thomas defeats them
Because he's better than the other trains, yeah
[Break: Cal Chuchesta and Filthy Frank]
Anthony's a f**ing piece of sh**
I agree
Don't ever f**ing talk to me again
Me, too
Alright th-this next guy is the long lost son of the Vladimir Putin
Th-the N-N-NFKRZ!
[Verse 3: NFKRZ]
Hey, NFKRZ on the block
There's a Russian on the track, you're about to get shot
Never been in the corner selling crack but I'm coming real hard like a f**ing Cossack
These b**hes always said I ain't gonna be high but I am on the track right now with the f**ing Pink Guy
Don't know how it happened but since then nothing was the same
Russian boy with an english sk** is right now k**ing the f**ing game
N-F-K-R-Z with C-A-L and P-I-N-K-G
Slapping hoes that look like they from motherf**ing musical.ly
Pulling up on you in that f**ing Benz
All black, 24 inch rims and stanced
Ye I'll f** this p**y just like I should
Gonna make you wanna say "that's pretty good"
Freeze motherf**er, I call this the "cold war"
Pull up on me check out what's in store
Think you're hot sh**, more like a hot pocket
I'll destroy your career and turn it to profit
I sent you to jail like I'm Stalin
Steal your peninsula like I'm Putin
I'm high as f** like I'm Castro
Got a huge co*k like I'm Rasputin
I'm the beauty, I'm the beast
I'm the cyka, I'm the priest
Got a hunger for the cash
And yes right now I'm on a f**ing feast
Yeah, yeah
[Outro: Cal Chuchesta]
That was really good!
I don't know what he said, but it was really, really good!
Really good
Yeah
Over