[Phonte as Percy Miracles]
Baby, we've been together for so long...
And I just don't know...why you continue to do me
The way you wanna do me?
I checked your cell phone, and I saw a number
I didn't notice he called on that...
So somethin' tells me, either yo' mama done change her number...
*inhales* or you CHEAT-IN' *exhales*
How could you do this to me after all these years?
Girl I don't know what in the f** you think this is
Always tryna play around and tell lies while you are not at home
Sorry girl, you busted now, I saw the number on yo' cell phone, you cheatin'
[Hook]
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you triflin' ho)
Heavy breathing, (yes you was) now I'm leavin'...
(I got to walk out right now, cause I just can't take it girl, you was cheatin')
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' (you dirty b**h)
Heavy breathing (yes you was), now I'm leavin'...
(I got to get outta here, cause I just can't take it no more)
[Mr. Diggs - Ronald Isley impersonator]
La-laaah, Percy don't you know-ho...
We been through this type of thing before-hore
[Percy]
Oooooooh Lord
But this time it's different, I know I ain't trippin
I looked in the cell phone, saw another man's digits
[Mr. Diggs]
Now, you must be trippin', cause you know it's not the same
She caught you from her mama house and maybe her number changed
[Percy]
No, she got the two-thousand minute plan, callin' her minuteman
I'm packin' the kids up, we gone in the minivan (no don't do it Percy)
[Hook: (Percy) + Mr. Diggs]
You was cheatin' (yes you was), caught you creepin' (yes I did)
To the window, to the wall, to the wall, oh you k**ing me skeet-skeetin' (you cold busted)
Heavy breathing No Percy (out the door), now I'm leavin'... No, no no..
(No mo' checks and no mo' CHILD support) Oh my gawd-hod, no
You was cheatin' (f** that..), caught you creepin'
(I can't believe she would do this to me)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' Give it another chance, Percy
Heavy breathing (She don't deserve it), now I'm leavin'... no, no (no, no, no she don't)
Let me count the ways that I loved you girl
[Bridge: background singers]
I say, one, two, three, four, five
Really wanted you to be my wife
And I say six, seven, eight, nine, ten
Really wanted you to be my friend
And I say eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
Can't, think of nothing that rhyme wit', fifteen
[Percy (Mr. Diggs)]
Ooooh Lord, the background singers just messed up
(Well, Percy I don't give a f**)
Well, tell me where we gonna go
(We're going to "The Minstrel Shooooooooooow")
[Hook]
You was cheatin' (yes she was), caught you creepin'
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin'
(We're live at the show and I just DON'T know where to go, baby)
Heavy breathing, now I'm leavin'...
(Ooohh, I'm so hurt, I'm so tired, I don't know what to do
I'm so turned around and I just turn around of seein' faces
And then +I+ just wanna fall out and die...)
You was cheatin' [I know how you feel Percy], caught you creepin' (You don't understand)
To the window, to the wall, skeet-skeetin' [Believe me, I know how you FEEL-EEL]
Heavy breathing (How do you know?), now I'm leavin'...
[You know in your heart, that you, don't, want, nobody but, HERRRR]
Whoo! Thank you! (Thank you, thank you everyone)
Thank you "Minstrel Show"
(Thank ya) Thank ya, I'm Percy Miracles, Mr. Diggs... (Thank ya!)
You sound so wonderful, baby [*Mr. Diggs harmonize*]
Thank ya, thank ya!
"Hi, this is Devon Callender out of Brooklyn, New York
And you're watching the biggest colored show on earth
'The Minstrel Show'"