[Skit: Dexter/Dee Dee] Oooo, what does this bu*ton-? Stop, stop, stop! [Pre-Hook: Slick & Rose/Phife Dawg] Come on (c-c'mon) Come on (c-c'mon) Come on (c-c'mon) Come on (c-c'mon) Come on (c-c'mon) Come, wow, oh wow, oh wow (come, c'mon, c'mon, yeah!) [Intro: Phife Dawg/Slick & Rose ad-libs] Yes, yes, ya'll (Yes, yes, ya'll) We don't stop, ya'll (We don't stop, ya'll) Check, checkity-check, check, check Dexter's lab, ya'll (Dexter's lab, ya'll, check it) You're now rockin' with the best (best, best) From the east, south, north to the west (west) [?], Smokin' Needles about to bring it to your chest (oh, yes!) [Verse 1: Phife Dawg/Slick & Rose ad-libs] Some may see me as a loner, one who keeps to himself A three-foot genius who might talk to himself Most people think I'm crazy, if I were you I would too (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon...) But when science is your life, tell me, what else can you do? Most kids have plenty friends (I think you call that a crew?) For me it's all about a lab (and my 400 IQ) Staying focused is the key, I love when no one's around Dee Dee, I love you sis, but I have no time to clown (no, no) Gotta get my mind right, straight up my future is now Concoction's anonymous, peep the way it goes down (yeah!) Eight years and counting, yet I found my profession Handle business with a question 'cause I'm all about progressin' (uh-huh) That's the way it is when you enter a lab session Everyday when I'm creating, it's quite invigorating Knowledge is the key, well, at least it's my perception (The lab, the lab!) Oops, pardon me, obsession (ha!) [Pre-Hook: Slick & Rose/Phife Dawg] Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come, wow, oh wow, oh wow (yeah!) (here we go!) [Hook: Phife Dawg/Slick and Rose/Together] The name's Dex, ya'll, and it's the same old story Where you been, kid? Lounging in the laboratory [?] Making moves 'cause I refuse to lose This is how I maintain, can't let the time reign But who are they, Dex? Rhythm [?], they keep it gully Need names, ma? Rock, [?] and Phife Diggy Put your hand in the air if you wanna get busy From the east to the west, L.A. down to Philly It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, chigga-chigga, ya don't stop ([?]) [Verse 2: Phife Dawg/Slick & Rose ad-libs/Together] Now if it wasn't for the chemistry (chemistry?) No doubt about it, my life would be a misery Picture me without technology (yeah!) Better yet, ask Lil' Bow Wow how he feel without Jermaine Dupri ([?]) I'm too busy making history (that's right!)
That's the way it has to be and shorties will be chasing me I love this game, it never ceases to amaze For this deep knowledge I crave, I don't mind being its slave (c'mon) I live for this, die for this, I will cry for this (cry for this) So much to learn, I almost think that I've invented this (invented this) My life relies on this and there's just no denying it Mom thinks that I'm crazed with it, but hey, there be no fighting it It's like an MC with flows when they be tight with it (Tight with it!) There's no defying it, it's just something I can't resist Love! Capital L, two U's, and one V If it wasn't for the lab, I don't know where I would be I love it when my brain's communicating with me Science, I love science; that sound, it all seems natural for me (yeah!) No one's allowed through them doors, it gets devious (Devious!) My friends thought it was a faze being mischievous (Mischievous!) But this lab is like my babe, forever you I lust You know my style, it's personal and you cannot be touched I'm not your average figurehead who simply yaps too much Scientific name, drop it who gets left in the dust I'm the one and only Dex, I tend to keep my game tight Repping your favorite network every night [Pre-Hook: Slick & Rose/Phife Dawg] Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come on (yeah!) Come, wow, oh wow, oh wow (yeah!) (here we go!) [Hook: Phife Dawg/Slick and Rose/Together] The name's Dex, ya'll, and it's the same old story Where you been, kid? Lounging in the laboratory [?] Making moves 'cause I refuse to lose This is how I maintain, can't let the time reign But who are they, Dex? Rhythm [?], they keep it gully Need names, ma? Rock, [?] and Phife Diggy Put your hand in the air if you wanna get busy From the east to the west, L.A. down to Philly It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, and ya don't stop ([?]) It's like that, ya'll, chigga-chigga, ya don't stop ([?]) [Outro: Dexter/Phife Dawg and Slick & Rose ad-libs] Yes, that should do it! (Dexter, you're my hero, you're my hero) (Say it again, say it again, say it again) And once again, thanks to my magnificent and nostalgic genius (Dexter, you're my hero, you're my hero) (Big Dexter, ya don't stop) Science can hold its head up, head up, head up, head up... (Help me out, help me out...) (Dexter, you're my hero, you're my hero) (Big Dexter, ya don't stop) (Say it again, say it again, say it again) (Dexter, you're my hero, you're my hero) (Rock, [?], and ya don't stop) (Everybody, ya don't stop) (Rhythm [?]) (Yes...another [?] Smokin' Needles...] (song fades)