“I'm Caught” by Poltagyst lyrics
[Verse 1]
Let's get it clear, morbid obsession with speed ends here
Joburg traffic escalates each and every year
The streets are over crowded and the lanes are few
I'm a really calm dude, but fall victim to road rage too
Sick of waking up early but still arrive late
Then they call it African time a black mans accolade
Remember a time approaching a curve and I was starring at this girl with a fat a**
Went off road and stopped in some old mans gra**, sh**
Almost got my a** whipped
Then she walked away with a smile and acted like nothing happen
I was pissed though, almost ruined my trusted polo
Never rolling solo when ‘sh** don't matter' is on that full blow
Or blaze some Slum Village just to get me in the mood
To roll that greenery while I search for those wicked reggae tunes
Hold up! I've reached my destination
Ima halla at you after this brief intermission
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Ey yo, I'm caught
Yep, caught up in this traffic
And I don't really know how I'm gonna manage
I really wish I knew something about magic
And poof, disappear and end up at my destination
[Verse 2]
I know this for a fact, this has happened to most
Licenses accompanied by a couple of bank notes
That's the law o the land, so I had to say it
Under the influence thy not hearing it so I had to pay it
But I'm wishing them luck, setting up speed traps when traffic is backed
They ain't mailing no fines today I can feel it in my gut
I hate this traffic, especially when the Mondays are blue
I feel like a DJ on gears stuck on the ones and twos
And there's no room for errors in the road, not at all
You'll get greeted by hooters and a pa**ionate up yours
And don't mess with the taxis
They own the roads and exercise the concept of d**h journeys
But it not all bad out there
Take a look at the gorgeous ladies driving out there
Hold up! I've reached my destination
I'm gone, I ain't gonna halla after this intermission
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