[Verse 1]
Gimme a manual on how to live and I still wouldn't have a clue
I wash my hair with toothpaste and my mouth out with shampoo
The toasted sandwich is my signature dish
Caused a fire last time I did frozen fish
No obscure cookbook could stop me feeling inferior to you
[Verse 2]
My friends all ask me "Paul, when are you moving out of home?"
Probably when the funeral director comes to pick up my bones
Caffeine only seems to make me even more flat
Half the time I find a way to f** up feeding the cats
On that topic, I just thought of a joke
Punchline: forever alone