Oh, what would you like for breakfast my good old man?
What would like for breakfast my honey?
"Eggs"
Well, how many would like my good old man?
How many would you like my honey?
"A bushel basket full"
But a bushel basket full will k** you my good old man
A bushel basket full will k** you my honey
"I don't give a damn"
Well, where would you like to be buried my good old man?
Where would you like to be buried my honey?
"In the corner by the fireplace"
But the ashes will fall on you my good old man
The ashes will fall on you my honey
"I don't give a damn about that either"
Well, what will you do after you're dead and gone my good old man?
What will you do then my honey?
"I'll come back and I'll haunt you, that's what I'll do"
But a ghost can't haunt a ghost my good old man
A ghost can't haunt a ghost my honey