[Verse 1]
Monster Trucks...Are f**ing awesome
Running sh** over...That's f**in' awesome!
Mowing the lawn...That isn't awesome!
Monster Trucks that mow the lawn...
Now that'd be awesome
All that sh** that's f**in' awesome
Give it to me
Give it to me
All that sh** that isn't awesome you can keep it!
[Verse 2]
Blow Jobs...Are f**ing awesome!
Bubble Wrap...Is sort of awesome!?
Staplers...I guess they're awesome
...Yeah they can be awesome? Right?
Clipping sh** together...That's productive!
All that sh** that's f**in' awesome
Give it to me! [staple]
Give it to me! [staple]
All that sh** that's sort of awesome I'm indifferent!
Trampolines direct deposit fighter jets and nachos all
AWE-SOME. AWE-SOME
Acid rain and moldy cheese and waiting in line at the DMV
All NOT AWESOME
NOT AWESOME. Uh-uh
Frozen pizza styromfoam and clothes hangers and soap
I could take it or leave it
Awesome things are awesome and the things that aren't are not
And that's the way of the land
That's just the way the world is, man
[Verse 3]
Burning alive...is NOT awesome
But waking up to a puppy...That's CUTE and awesome!
Finding a dollar...that's pretty awesome!
Supplemental income YEAH, now we're talking!
I can't wait to spend my dollar
What should I get? [Cash Register]
What I get? [Coins]
99 cent store or dollar menu cheeseburger
All that stuff that's f**ing awesome
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME
I am totally serious I'm not asking but I'm demanding
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME
How'd you like it if I strapped you down
And pulled your fingernails out
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME....
All you gotta do to end the pain
Is give me awesome stuff so
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE IT TO ME
Thanks