What am I gonna do? (It's a Saturday night)
Go out to the movies? Yeah, that'll be alright
Maybe ten-pin bowling (With Rita, Bob and Sue)
Later get a curry, a spicy vindaloo
I'll look up in the paper, to see what band is playing
There's a guy who plays like Charlie Parker, somebody was saying
[Chorus]
I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
A one drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I add another I'd end up on the floor
I don't have to go out drinking, could stay in of course
Feet up on the sofa, and watch Inspector Morse
[Chorus]
I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
A one drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I add another I'd end up on the floor
I'd get an early night tonight, steer clear of the liquor
I've gotta go to work tomorrow, 'cause I'm the local vicar
(Onward Christian soldiers, marching as to war)
[Chorus]
I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
A one drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I add another I'd end up on the floor
I used to go out drinking on a Saturday night
I'd get those beers inside me and I'd feel alright
A one drink, two drinks, three drinks, four
If I add another I'd end up on the floor...