Paris For President
At the Palms chillin' with the Martini
Paris For President
Your commander in bikini
When they tell you 'bout my policies
To stop the player hating on the USA
Incentivize Nuclear Non-Proliferation
And ratify Kyoto today
You can ride in the motorcade,
In my hybrid, pink, Escalade, Hey!
Paris For President
Not another oldie cliché
Paris For President
You can get married if you're straight or if you're gay
If you’re gonna put lipstick on a pig,
Make sure that shade matches her skin-tone
You can trust me with my finger on the bu*ton
Nucular (Bush voice) a sad vocabulary don't!
Trading in the cabinet for a walk-in, closet Hey!
Paris For President
America should put me in charge
Paris For President
Look at Bush it cant be that hard
Simon Cowell he might be a little mean
But when one of the judges kicks the bucket
I'll put him on the Court Supreme
Then I'll paint the white house pink
And look into a trip to Maui
Paris for President
A proponent of clean air energy
Paris for President
The real Maverick in D.C.
Water boarding is torture and
Global warming is totally not hot
I'll make a department called the fashion police
And fix the economy with all of the new jobs
Makeover Lady Liberty in Donna, Tommy & Calvin Klein, Hey!
Paris for President
Get your cute little bu*t out there and vote
Paris for President
Dispensing beauty tips, and hope
Paris for President (repeats)
"I'm Paris Hilton and I approve this message."