Offering far more casualties than expected
Meanwhile, the Paper Platoon fights on
Down to the last SWOUP cartridge
They are pushed farther into the depths
18,000 feet under the sea
With Russian...
...and their supply lines compromised
The platoon still engages the enemy on several fronts
Their withering bodies, exhausted from war
Running on sheer will and desire to stand one's ground
Their brave and fearless commander, General Charlie Chicken Soup
Tragically cut in half by enemy fire
Still leads his brave men from the inside of a tinder box
Made especially by the Nepalese Infantry
Meanwhile early intelligence has picked up reports
That the Platoon's General, Spark Master Tape
Has escaped the infamous western gulag
His location, however, still unknown
Corresponding reports state heavy enemy casualties in the area
Suggesting that the general may indeed be out of captivity
To the brave warriors of the Paper Platoon
May the gods be with you, and your victory eternal
Break an' I
These snitches say, we addicted to this crack
These snitches say, we addicted to this crack