Wow! How cute! What a guy! The kind that makes my mouth go dry He turned around and flashed me a smile While I pictured us walking down the aisle But then just the other day All I needed was to hear him say That he yearned for a deeper connection His lips parted upon the confession He said Oh Oh Oh I want you Oh Oh Oh I want you Oh Oh I want you with no protection! Wow! How could I argue with that He'd gotten to me in five seconds flat So hoping and trusting too I took him home quick I was wanting it too We shed our clothes as we shut the door
And out from the bottom drawer Female condoms-- my predilection But when he saw my selection He said No No No I want you No No No I want you No No I want you with no protection! Wow! How could I miss what he meant He suddenly seemed less intelligent He said If it's not spit then it's not love So put away those beat up gloves And I said No No No this won't do And I lost my erection Now listen to me Oh Oh Oh I want you But No No No this won't do No No I won't screw with no protection!