Watch your mouth oh, oh, oh because your speech
Is slurred enough that you just might swallow
Your tongue, I'm sure you would want to give up
The ghost with just a little more poise than that
Or was it God who chokes in these situations?
Running late? Oh, no he called in, or was it God
Who chokes in these situations? Running late? No, no,
He called in
The hospice is a relaxing weekend
Getaway where you're a cut above all the rest,
Sick and sad patients on first name
Basis with all the top physicians
[Chorus:]
Prescribe pills to offset the shakes
To offset the pills you know you should
Take it a day at a time(fix a vice with a vice)
That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
To the support on the line. And with the way you've
Been talking every word gets you a step closer to hell.
That's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound
To the support on the line. And with the way you've
Been talking every word gets you a step closer to hell
[Chorus repeat 2X]
I am alone in this bed, house and head.
She never fixes this but at least she
Oh, I am alone in this bed, ooo, she never
Fixes this but at least she
[Repeat chorus 2X]
The hospice is a relaxing weekend getaway
Where you're a cut above all the rest sick and
Sad patients on first name basis with all the top
Physicians.