[Intro]
(Doctor)
Hello, Page, make yourself comfortable
(Page)
Oh, right here on this couch?
(Page)
Yeah, take a load off
What would you like to talk about?
(Page)
I don't know, doc
Where should I start?
Man, it's a lot
(Doctor)
You just tell me what's on your mind, don't worry about the clock
[Verse1]
Well, first off; my home's like... trying to get my son have his own life
He's almost out of High School
And as soon as he goes to college I want him to get his own place and become a man and he's saying that I'm rude
Plus, I got my girl's daughter, she's living with us too
In a two bedroom apartment... What the f** I'm supposed to do?
I got two cats, my girl, her daughter, and my son
And nobody helping me with no bills, not even one
My daughter in college, who need help
My mom need help
My sister need help
My niece need help
My knees need help
I'm the fountain everybody is drinking from
Everybody taking fruits and ain't nobody bringing 'em
But is cool because God put me in that position
So I'mma listen to everything he mention and everything that he's sending
I ain't go keep pretending that I ain't got frustrations
I feel like bums in bus stations
My girl nagging me, causing me agony
Asking me non-trusting questions like she ain't learned her f**ing lesson
Making me wanna give up everything I care about
But I ain't done yet, so I result to pulling my hair out
(Doctor)
But, wait a minute... you're bald!
(Page)
How the f** you think I got that way?
Before I met her the hair on my chin was not that gray
She pushing my bu*tons trying to poke me
But low key I just wanna Thor her like Loki
[Bridge]
I wanna grab that b**h by her hair...
(Doctor)
Ok, wait a minute, calm down, take a breath
We gonn' work this out together step by step
Hey, I'm just here to help you, whatever you need
But, here. Take a sip of water before we proceed
[Hook]
Doc, please can you help me?
I notice that the man in the mirror ain't the man in the selfie
Doc, please can you save me?
I'm trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery
Doc, please can you tell me?
I'm trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me
Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can feel splendid?
[Verse 2]
(Doctor)
Are there any new gigs coming up?
Are you going out?
Is there anything positive you'd like to talk about?
(Page)
Well, I'm working now, and that's cool
Wait a minute, actually I ain't even working, I'm on hiatus
And if we don't get a second season it'll be like Now and Laters, it'll s**
These soft a** square sweet tarts won't give a f**
(Doctor)
Oh, really? Why is that?
(Page)
Cause perception is reality, doc
It'll be a technicality in my salary
And they' still talking 'bout I got millions in net worth
Just cause they seen a n***a finally made it to net work
And they don't even care how I get work
Or that I'm struggling to be a creator wearing the same Earl Sweat Shirt
Baby mommas coming out of the woodwork like I'm Handsome Squidward
And now I finally got me some good work it's driving me berserk
Now all of a sudden I got two new three year olds?
Conflicted cause they want black fathers to be heroes
It's tough when they both live in other cities and dealing with another baby mother is sh**ty
Specially when she got a diaper sh**ty attitude cause she mad at you for not doing everything she ask of you
And, doc, they trying to get me to subsidize their whole house
Their other kids
Their boyfriend
That old couch
Them student loans
Them second cousins in group homes
Trying to slide through the cracks like new thongs
Doc, what did I do wrong?
[Hook]
Doc, please can you help me?
I notice that the man in the mirror ain't the man in the selfie
Doc, please can you save me?
I'm trying to be the man, but the man is keeping me in mental slavery
Doc, please can you tell me?
I'm trying to help everybody else, but nobody trying to help me
Doc, please can you end it and prescribe me a highly recommended pill so I can feel splendid?