What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first I like that guy with that deep voice, like who's smoked like ten packs of cigarettes One man, one way, one desire They went too far; they broke all the rules One man, Kermit the Frog as a pimp Where's my money?! Where is it! One man, one way What a weird voice That's the only thing that guy can do for a living He couldn't be a mechanic or anything or anything Hey uh, how much is that transition gonna cost me? An arm, and a leg Just imagine him having s** with somebody, that'd be hilarious Oh yea, the desire in your eyes The pa**ion between us burns with fire Oh yea, one way in, no way out John Claude Vandam, in the same crap you've seen over, and over, and over again I'd love to be in one of those movies, you know It'd be like: Christen Heights was a peaceful community, until Amy Adrosano moved in. *ring ring* Hello? I'm watching you Amy OH MY GOD! She went to the police, but they couldn't help
I'm sorry he hasn't done anything wrong So she went to detective Pablo Franciso What's going on? He's trying to k** me Pablo! Double the action Triple the excitement GET DOWN! More of the excitement GET DOWN AGAIN! With the help of his Mexican girlfriend, Rosa Don't worry Amy, we'll kick his a**, eh Calling late at night You know, he can always take something stupid and make it cool Can't he? He'll always be like In the city, you must fight to survive He sold tortillas on the corner, and the mob wanted him I don't know who this guy is but I want him and his tortillas dead! He had one chance, and his chance was to fight back! Arnold Schwarzenegger Listen to me, these are my tortillas and I'm not gonna give them out Listen to me! In a place where they didn't know his name Mijito, who are those men who came here what's happening?? Listen to me, listen to me, keep your head down! They're trying to take my tortillas! One man One solution Arnold Schwarzeneg Ger this summer is ... Little Tortilla Boy