Don't believe it
Don't believe what you read
Don't believe it
It's a dog's life we lead
A pretty face like hers
You know, it could have launched a ship
Charm schools, Chinchilla furs
They say she never missed a lick
We look so good together
Painting up the town
They think this lasts forever
Please don't let 'em down
Don't believe it
Don't believe what you read
Don't believe it
It's a dog's life we lead
I'm in the country club
Tryin' to explain
Why she prefers to stay at home
With her friends
And entertain
Tuesday night I tiptoe in
Pretending I don't know
That she's been with another man
For some dinner and a show
Don't believe it
Don't believe what you read
Don't believe it
It's a dog's life we lead
To our friends we're so devoted
The example that they need
We're so proud to have been voted
The most likely to succeed
Don't believe it
Don't believe what you read
Don't believe it
It's a dog's life we lead