[Verse 1: Paul]
P money in the house, yeah it's me, no other
I f**ed your mom, nine months you'll have a brother
What's something big and long and fat?
No its not my dick, its your mom, take that
Yeah I am the best and don't you forget it
Tonight I'll f** your b**h, tomorrow I'll forget it
Babes, s**, making models my wife
(iPhone notification)
This sums up my entire life
Huge shouts out to Biggie and Nas
Cause I be makin' beats and takin' off bras
How many times must I rap to let you know that I'm a big fat baller with a dick and a ho?
I drive to my mansion in a mercedes
No condom on, I'm trying to make babies
Now I'll introduce you to my rapping brother
And then I'll do an*l with your mother
[Verse 2: Neil G]
Yo Yo Yo my name is Neil G
I'm a horny horny hippo, Can't you see
I was born in the ghetto, down in the south
And before you know it, my dicks in your mouth
Bad b**hes in my house, My co*k taking a route
Cause to those dirty hoes, there's been a semen drought
Oh wait! Whats that?A bear black llama?
Oh wait that's my dick and it's just getting longer
I speak two languages, they call it bilingual
And before the night ends this b**h won't be single
Cause we gonna mingle, she gonna feel my tingle
I'm gonna f** her just like I f**ed Laura Ingalls
I always get the big girls with the big fat a**es who would've known my dick's so frickin' elastic
Its so fantastic my b**hes call it my fat stick
If I don't get p**y, things will get drastic
[Hook]
Ib do you like p**y?
Yeah I like p**y
Neil do you like p**y?
I love that p**y p**y
Ben do you like p**y?
I like big fat puss-aye
Paul do you like p**y?
I love p**y p**y
p**y, p**y
[Verse 3: Ben]
My name is Ben, and I am really white
My co*k is bigger than a bear in a fight
Up in the city I was f**ing rich b**hes
f** em' hard till they need stitches
Once upon a time I fell into a ditch
Then a big fat b**h hopped on my 10 inch
She screamed, she shout, she let it all out
Banged her so hard, it knocked her teeth out
I was at a restaurant, I ordered some fries
The waitress said, "Hey are you that guy?"
I said "Yes, I'm him, the guy with the dick"
Then we f**ed all night, my penis was licked
Was shopping for clothes, its hard to find pants cause my schlong is really long
Its a big ding dong
Its like a Ding Dong, with cream in the middle
I f**ed your b**h, and that's no riddle
[Verse 4: Ib]
Ib is my name, gettin' p**y's my game
I'm a rich Arab lord, that's how I got all my fame
All day long I'm playing FIFA and soccer
That hoe over there, yeah my dicks gonna rock her
I'm a m**m yeah I believe in Allah
I f**ed your b**h and handle lots of dollars
You think I don't get p**y cause my dick is small?
My dicks so hard I'll use it against Nadal
[Verse 5: Paul]
Jewish a** b**h with the big a** nose
f**ing fat b**hes with both eyes closed
Cause I could care less about STDs
I attack with a stinger like bumble bees
It's hard out there, bein' a pimp
Almost as hard as my dick when its limp
f** your mom, f** your dad, f** your uncle, f** your spouse
I'd even f** your dog if it was in my house
[Chorus]
p**y, p**y, p**y
Big p**y, wet wet p**y
Really nice p**y
p**y, p**y
[End]