Permit me to introduce myself, the name is Mr. Kicks
I dwell in a dark dominian, way down by the river Styx
The Devil has sent me here because I'm full of wicked tricks
And I'm such a popular fellow among all you lunatics
I teach a course in ruination from the Devil's text
To fools who can't withstand temptation,
Step right up you're next
I hail from a hollow hell hole down along the river Styx
Allow me to introduce myself the name is Mr. Kicks
When an old wolf starts a prowlin'
Out among the young lambs howling
Don't you know he's looking for kicks?
When a young cat full of sly tricks
Spends his evenings chasing fly chicks
Ten to one he's looking for kicks
Kicks is always in demand
Cause kicks is full of fun and laughter
Lots of folks get out of hand
Because it's only kicks they're after
Shady lady and her lover operating under cover
She knows sin and virture don't mix
Her momma raised her prim and proper
But now wild horses couldn't stop her
When she's on a manhunt for kicks
Oh kicks, (yeah, yeah) looking for kicks
Just kicks, nothing but kicks
I'm Satan's simple servant sent to get in a fix
So look me up just anytime
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Name is Mr. Kicks