I'm So Not Scene
My Name Is Rod Danger
Don't Call Me Emo
If you're not scene you're a stranger
To call me Scene
That's so obsene
My mommy tucks me in at night
But don't treat me like a child
MySpace is my best friend
I'll add you if you're tool
I mean if you're scene...
I mean if you look cool
I'm not a clone
Stop calling me a carbon copy
I'm as independent as it gets
Which is why all my friends rook arike
If you're scene like me
Call me on my celly
We talk about bands and parties
My mom doesn't know about my tongue ring
I wear logos on my shirts
I wear tight pants
My shoes are so retro
But don't you call me EMO!
Some people say that we're from the 80's
How cool is it to dress up as your mom and dad?
Our hair is the wave of the future
Or just one ma**ive comb over
My favorite band is...
All of them
I memorize every song
My life is in music and the mirror
I stab you if you take my iPod
Some people say we're punk
That we just copy geezers from the past
Conforming isn't us... I mean them
We're original because we're historical
I got turned down for a job today
Maybe it's the hair, or the make up or the gla**es, or the jeans, or my face
Or society?
I think it's because they're not scene like me
If I miss this concert I'm a tool
If I don't listen to that song I'm a tool
If I don't have that piercing I'm a tool
If I don't act like a tool I'm a tool
I'm So Scene...
Wait no I'm not
Don't call me scene
Call me ROBOT
I'll see you on MySpace
The home of true friends
We are Scene
For we are many