Royal birth in a manger
God in his creation's hands
He came as a stranger
To tread upon our land
This child was delivered
To deliver us from sin
His mission deadlier
Than in any blockbuster film
He faced the biggest villain
The world has ever seen
2000 years and he still reigns
As God and human being
The stars could not even resist his coming
Showed 3 wise men our hope was returning
They left their homes to worship a baby
I bet their families called them crazy
If Herod knew who Jesus really was
He'd throw a feast for all male first borns
Only if hotel owners knew
They'd fight to host his every crew
They'd give the biggest offers
Joseph could never resist
Made Mary the best bed covers
That could ever exist
Find the most exquisite place
For his delivery
As mankind prepares to face
The greatest history
What a time to be alive
To see God in flesh
But He chose to arrive
When technology was less
I wish he came now
In this Millennium
We'd fulfill a million vows
To be his minions
If CNN realized
Our Lord Jesus was in a belly
His birth would be televised
Watched on every single telly
There'll probably be a reality show
Keeping up with Jesus
Time would move real slow
So He could spend more time with us
His sermons streamed live
For the world to see
While everyone would strive
To touch his garment endlessly
The FBI would have him secured
Like the biggest diamond ever collected
Diseases would be cured
And the dead forever resurrected
No more problems
Only ways to live better
He would've solved them
And brought the world together
One nation under God
An end to Satan's biggest heist
The body cleansed by the blood
Of our saviour Jesus Christ