Yo everyone have a holly Christmas make that wish list ask for money A Bentley some candy and brandy. Put up that tree do you see the way I use hyperbole's grow a goatee dress up all s**y don't eat healthy Eat the berry cut it down with a machete. Get all sweaty and throw the Confetti ok ok now lets do a real rap. If you don't know how to rap i'll just Make a trap app go up to a maple tree and drink the sap don't do d** And don't try and be a thug only give hugs and have cute pugs make a few Bucks and fill up the trucks. So have a holly Christmas if someone is mean To you just have some forgiveness handle your business. Make some CoCo oh no she is being loco just throw up our logo i'm wearing the polo I'm having fun the police we outrun everything is redone start a new life Marry your wife go into the afterlife and just have some fun on Christmas
Day swim by the bay but not in winter cuz then you'lll get sick let me show You a trick, Take a lunatic and give him a handpick he is no politic but he Has a candlestick it makes no sense because my rhymes are dense We must commence the offense and make this story intense so The man died in the end from a heart attack his wife then put his heart in a Plaque no he wasn't black but he did look like a jack, No disrespect but Your logic is incorrect retrospect my past get cla**ed and make a hook go! Hook Holly Jolly Christmas Don't Be suspicious Holly Jolly H..H..Holly Jolly Christmas Verse 2 Everyone have a holly Christmas don't make a wish list don't ask for Money, A Bentley, Candy, Brandy. Don't put up that tree use the machete To cook some ham remember the telegram thats what your gonna get for Christmas That's It! Hook X2