[Puff Daddy] Yo let, let, let me ask you a question yo Yo would you k** for me? [Girl] Hmmm... yeah [Puff Daddy] What took you so long to answer motherf**er? [Girl] I don't know [Puff Daddy] The f** wrong with you b**h? [Verse One: Notorious B.I.G.] When I met you I admit my first thoughts was to trick You look so good huh, I s** on your daddy's dick (yeah) I never felt that way in my life It didn't take long before I made you my wife (uh, yeah) Got no rings and sh**, just my main squeeze Come into the crib, even had a set a keys During the days you helped me bag up my nickels In the process, I admit, I tricked a little (yeah) But you was my b**h, the one who'd never snitch (uhh) Love me when I'm broke or when I'm filthy f**in rich And I admit, when the time is right, the wine is right I treat you right, you talk slick, I beat you right [Chorus: Notorious B.I.G.] Just me and my b**h [variations repeat to next verse] [Girl] But you know you love that a**, don't you? [Puff Daddy] Yeah, no question [Girl] No question [Puff Daddy] Yo, let me ask you another question [Girl] What? [Puff Daddy] You ever f** around on me? [Girl] Why would I do that? [Puff Daddy] Yo don't lie to me motherf**er [Verse Two: Notorious B.I.G.] Moonlight strolls with the hoes, oh no, that's not my steelo I wanna b**h that like to play celo, and craps Packin gats, in a Coach bag steamin dime bags A real b**h is all I want, all I ever had (yeah, c'mon) With a glock just as strong as me Totin guns just as long as me, the b**h belongs with me Any plans with another b**h, my b**h'll spoil it
One day, she used my toothbrush to clean the toilet (that's nasty) Throwin my clothes out the windows, so when the wind blows I see my Polos and Timbos Hide my car keys so I can't leave A real slick b**h, keep a trick up her sleeve And if I deceive, she won't take it lightly She'll invite me, politely, to fight G And then we lie together, cry together I swear to God I hope we f**in die together [Chorus] [Girl] Let me tell you n***a, if I ever, ever catch your a** f**in around I'ma cut your mother-f**in dick off [Puff Daddy] Hah, heheh stop playin, hah [Girl] I ain't playin, ain't no jokes, ain't no jokes Ain't no jokes [Puff Daddy] Yo, don't don't play with my dick [Verse Three: Notorious B.I.G.] She helped me plan out my robberies on my enemies Didn't hesitate to squeeze, to get my life out of danger (yeah) One day, she put nine one one on the page Had to call back, whether it's minor or major (yeah) No response, the phone just rung Grab my vest, grab my gun, to find out the problem When I pulled up, police was on the scene Had to make the U-turn, make sure my sh** was clean Drove down the block, stashed the burner in the bushes Stepped to police with the shoves and the pushes It didn't take long before the tears start I saw my b**h dead with the gunshot to the heart And I know it was meant for me I guess the n***az felt they had to k** the closest one to me (uh, yeah) And when I find em your life is to and end They k**ed my best friend... me and my b**h [Chorus] Uh, yeah, yeah Uh... Uh, motherf**er yeah