So welcome, worshiped guests, to this famous address,
To the hottest tandmark, to this j**el of the dark.
Know you dreamed of this day, know it was a long way.
A museum unique, best one ever built,
By a forgotten race today unknown in space.
This is their fame. Pride of Creation was their name.
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!
They were smart but not wise, wanted all for low price.
Great sports men they were, races they did prefer.
Historian John: Arms race was what they were nuts on.
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!
In a past long before we showed up
Lived a race of very strange nuts.
Can't believe the stories about them.
It simply cannot be!
There's a place you will never forget!
It's a must to see black planet
In a past long before we showed up
The whole place was not nice.
Trouble, dirt, dirty fights the whole day
Till the day of the great discovery
On their special field ( Say hurray! )
The clean bomb! Black planet!