[Verse 1] NobodyEpic: It's NobodyEpic and i've been grinding all day Just got back home from school and all I wanna do is play Then my phone starts buzzin, my girl hit me on a text She said: "what you doing right now , I wanna have s**" Told my girl come on over in 15min i'll see ya Little did my girl know I had a perfect idea An experience about to be so beautiful between us I'mma play call of duty while she s**s on my penis Ladys don't be offended it's just a sign of affection She called my dick a try-hard when she saw my erection She knows I'm the best host so we made a connection She's got that no d**h breath because her mouth is perfection I said my soldier wants to fight and I need to release some Plus I'm in a party chat it's like I'm having a threesome Put my rush cla** on so she pick up my pace Then pull my noobtube out and let it blow on her face [Hook]: Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs I'mma hit this quad Give me head like it's yo job Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Two things that I love are Call of Duty and bl**jobs [Verse 2] ShadowBeatz: I met her at a gamestop I can tell she needed knob So I invited her over for some Call of Duty and bl**jobs She said "Yeah ok I think it sounds like fun" So she came to my crib around quarter to one She was quickly impressed by my dynamite sk**s She started caring for my package when I got 4 k**s I went 41 and 5 in k** Confirmed on Lockdown She said "that makes me hot" and proceeded to lay my co*k down Double, triple, quad and the headshots rang What started ad a flash and BJ turned in to a flashbang My body left the game but my mind never deserted I was thinking spawn traps as I tactically inserted There's a reason why from east to west I'm known as a M.O.A.B
I'm disastrous and it only takes me 10 seconds to blow-ab She stared for a second and then pointed and laughed I said f** this sh** I'm going to play minecraft [Hook]: Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs I'mma hit this quad Give me head like it's yo job Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Two things that I love are Call of Duty and bl**jobs [Verse 3] Nobodyepic: Turn on my XBOX and come to my place It's turtles on and pants off Making love to her face told her to bring her girlfriend It'll be twice the fun they will be fighting over the dick Call that a 1 v 1 You mad bro? Hot chicks and drinks on ice I'm selling these women for money like I'm Captain Price I'm living nice homeboy yeah my life is lavish Only hang with dirty b**hes who need Soap McTavish They're Clan hoes tricks but it don't even FaZe me I call them attack dogs cause my b**hes be crazy Straight jacking on them hoes when I'm jacking on them hoes And their pretty clothes tittys hanging lower than my K/D I may be a gamer but you know I'm not playing CoD Elite Premium Dick So you know your girl's paying No steady aim on my gun if you know what I'm saying Say oh my god when that knob buzz that's spraying and praying Nobody [Hook]: Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs I'mma hit this quad Give me head like it's yo job Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Call of Duty C-C-Call of Duty and bl**jobs Two things that I love are Call of Duty and bl**jobs