{Intro}
Get piss'n'pood on
Yeah
Mario
Peach
Luigi
{Verse 1}
When I was young and my dad get piss'n'pood on
Mario, Peach, get piss'n'pood on
Go to school get piss'n'pood on
Kinda funny 'cause I used to get piss'n'pood on
Like "dong dong Diddy Kong Kong", seen?
So much piss'n'poo
Mario Kart get piss'n'pood on
In the club, everybody piss'n'pood
Look around, everybody pood'n'piss
I ain't talking 'bout this sh*t they call piss'n'poo
I'm talking 'bout the sh*t you snort and go "poo poo poo poo"
I mean just go bonkers
Make the young girls go so long gay Bowser
Yeah
Make a ni**a wanna pull out Mario Kart
Luigi Kart
{Chorus}
Ring, bom bom bom bom, huh
Mario Kart, bom bom bom bom, huh
Monkey outside, bom bom bom bom
Diddy Kong all night, bom bom bom bom (Gotta make it to the end)
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang, yeah
Banging on that ass like orangutan (Jesus, yeah)
Mario Kart get piss'n'pood on (Yeah)
And transform again like
(Yeah yеah yeah)
{Verse 2}
Piss'n'poo, can a ni**a make more?
Stеal my poo? I ain't got no reward
Like hmm, make yourself piss'n'poo mushroom
Mario Kart
All y'all ni**as wanna get piss'n'pood on
All y'all ni**as wanna spit hot piss
Pissin' ass ni**as wanna hit like me
Meanwhile yo b*tches wanna kiss my piss
Child Rebel Soldier hit that ass for the combo
AK-47 and the dress on a rhino (Boom)
Mario Kart
Mario Kart, riding with my b*tch Peach
Riding big gay Bowser
Riding with my b*tch mane all night long
One second I'm here next second I'm Mario
That's two in 60 seconds ni**a what you want?
Girls on me like Mario Kart
My dick like Mario mushroom food
Make Szechuan, or Hunan
ni**a I'm hot like Mario dick
{Chorus}
Ring, bom bom bom bom
Mario dick, bom bom bom bom
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
Piss'n'pooin' all night, bom bom bom bom
Bom to the bom to the piss piss piss
Banging on that ass like orangutan
Mario transform to a gay man
And transform again like
(Mario Kart)
{Verse 3}
ni**a, I'm hot like Diddy Kong
BBC ICECREAM skewed on
No discounts, no coupons
But I got the Rolls Royce for the Gay Poupon
Now you jealous with your face screwed on
Who on? ni**a, you on?
Feeble ass ni**as only get booed on
sh*tty attitude get pissed and pooed on
fu*king with Peach? Shh, you Mario
Retreat ni**a, you don't wanna feud on
Your nerves ain't there for a big dude on
Stompin' that ass until you gone
Hoping that you make it home wit' yo shoes on
While I'm tourin' these booties, scoring these movies
And I'm chilling with Stewie (Damn you vile woman)
Piss'n'pooin' with Stewie
Sunglasses, campaign and jewelry
Ask Mario how he really wanna use me
Tourin' these cum booties, stompin' that ass and
Lookin' for Bows' like I'm sweating profusely
{Chorus}
Ring, bom bom bom bom (All you ni**as is Gucci)
Aerosol can, bom bom bom bom
Luigi outside, bom bom bom bom
Mariooutside, bom bom bom bom
Bom to the bom to the clang clang clang
Banging on that ass like Diddy Kong
Motherfu*ker transform to a grown man
And transform again like
(Major Lazer)
{Outro}
So long gay Bowser
Buh-bye!