I'm on a twelve-step program To quit you babe I'm on a twelve-step program To quit you baby I'm tired of whining and pacing the floor I ain't gonna do it no more On a twelve-step program to quit you babe Step one: I'm gonna tear your picture down Step two: I'm gonna move the room around Step three: I'm gonna walk out the door Gonna leave you for number four On a twelve-step program to quit you babe Step five: I will acquire a whole new jive Step six: and brand new bag of tricks Step seven: if it's not too late Help me get to number eight
On a twelve-step program to quit you babe Well a little taste was all that it took To get me well and truly hooked Take a look at my arm you won't find a track But I'm suffering baby While I got you on my back Step nine: I'm gonna pick out a place to dine Step ten will begin after we get in It's gonna be like a miracle from heaven If I ever get past eleven On a twelve-step program to quit you babe I can't quit you baby I can't let go Can't quit you darling I can't stop Loving you baby I can't stop