**Part 1/2: Minecraft (Rice)**
[Hook]
I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft
Minecraft is my favorite game
I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft
I play Minecraft every day
[Verse 1]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
Best game ever I have to say
If you don't play Minecraft then you're probably gay
Minecraft is so cool
Minecraft is so fun
Minecraft is the best that's why it's number one
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
I play Minecraft all the time
People say I'm retarded cause I play Minecraft
Yes I am retarded but it has nothing to do with Minecraft
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
Best game ever created
Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft Minecraft
It's really fun I love Minecraft
[Bridge]
You can place blocks
And you can break blocks
You can do it all in the Minecraft
Minecraft (x14)
[Hook]
[Outro]
I'm also mentally disabled
**Part 2/2: Roblox (Nezpah)**
[Intro]
MINECRAFT IS SO sh*t!
[Verse 1]
How can you think Minecraft is a good game?!!
When Roblox is just the exact same
Except, it's better
And gets you wetter
I'm gonna put your stupid Notch to shame
[Verse 2]
All you do is run around and collect blocks