She works all day at the Burger King
Gettin' greasy for the dollars
Promoted to fries
But there's tears in her eyes
It's not the grease or the pickles that upset her
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
You can't stab the beast
A look of disgust on her pimple-marked face
No amount of mayonnaise can cover
She browns out the k**, charbroilling on the grill
Singin
"d**h for no reason, d**h for no reason is murder"
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
California
Hotel California
She can't stand the beast
She stabs him with her steely eyes
But she just can't k** the beast
California...