"I spot dancing bacon upon the horizon!"
"In glorious stereo!"
"Sails up, possums ho!"
"Noorwaay~"
Yacht Air Balloon
Let us sail into the breezy air
Lasers everywhere
Piracy
Is a way of life that we aren't used to
Without the funny hair
Plundering hats
I will steal them off of people's heads
Keep them for myself
Sell them again
We'll just keep on stealin' 'til we're rich or
crash into flying bears
"Thar she blows, Cap'n!"
"The amazing technicolour dream whale!?"
"No it's a fridge."
"That be no fridge, mate. That be a fridge freezer
street value three hundred dubloons!"
"I think I saw one in Tesco for two hundr-"
"Silence - after it!"
Yacht Air Balloon
Let us sail into the silver sky
Synthetic ba**
My engines run in time with filter sweeps
And help us to climb
And the world below
Is so jealous of our pirate beats
And our laser beams
But we don't care
We'll just keep on stealin' so we can eat
And buy hats to wear
Pirate Hats and Pirate boots and
Pirate beards on a Yacht Air Balloon
Floating round, these skies are ours
We're the very best thing 'til Jean-luc Picard
"Arr, everythin' be tastin' o' the Skwamblefunk!
Nay, that be a bad thing."
Yacht Air Balloon
Let us rise above the creamy clouds
Flyin' our Jack proud
Searchin' for gold
We will always be lookin' for treasure
But nowhere cold
Pirates we be
We will download all the latest films
And we'll never pay
'P2P'
We'll just keep on seeding then move on to
Somethin' else to share
Pirate Beats and Pirate tunes and
Pirate synths on a Yacht Air Balloon
Sailing around, these skies are ours
We're the very best thing 'til Jean-luc Picard!
Pirate blues and Pirate twos and
Pirate cats on a Yacht Air Balloon
Monkey see as Monkey do,
It's a Pirate's life on a Yacht Air Balloon!