[Chorus]
Who's the love of my life?
My dealer
Who makes me smile so wide?
My dealer
We never ever f**in fight
My dealer
Who?
My dealer
What?
My dealer
[Verse 1]
He always knows what I want
I call him up
You know he's always got the stuff
Now roll it up!
Sticky green
You know what I mean?
It's all I ever want, It's all I f**in' need!
Now I tell you my dealer's the man
Nobody deals quite like he can
He sells the best stuff across the land
He gives the best price
The sacks are fat and nice
When I need some more I never even think twice
He's the one I call
When I need it ya'll
The best thing about him he's always available
With him I don't have a complaint
With him I don't even need a date
With him it feels like it's fate
He's the best thing that's happened to me to this date!
[Chorus]
Who's the love of my life?
My dealer
Who makes me smile so wide?
My dealer
We never ever f**in fight
My dealer
Who?
My dealer
What?
My dealer
[Verse 2]
Nobody on Earth even compares to you
When I go to someone new
I always go running back to you
You've always got my heart
You know you had it from the start
If I don't have you I'd really fall apart!
Everytime I come over
I'm never leaving sober
I swear to f**in' God it's like I found a four leaf clover!
I practically jizz my pants
When you pull out your sacks
They're so big and fat
You know I love that!
Your sh** always sends me on a trip
It's like you and me hey we're the perfect fit
If you left I'd want to slit my wrists
I swear to God nobody has ever gotten me like this!
When I need you, you're always there
And when you're gone I pull out my hair
If you don't answer I just sit and stare
I wait and wait and wait just like a little queer!
[Chorus]
Who's the love of my life?
My dealer
Who makes me smile so wide?
My dealer
We never ever f**in fight
My dealer
Who?
My dealer
What?
My dealer
[Verse 3]
No one on Earth can try to replace you
Nobody does all the great things that you do
I moved away and I'm still calling you
That's cuz you know that I'll always stay true!
You never hurt me once
You don't pull no stunts
Everytime I see you I get what I wants
The way to my heart you know what it is
Smokin' on the chronic is always the sh**
When I run out you're there to reload it
You're like Mother Theresa you just give and give!
If you miss my call, you always call back
If you're ever dry, You always feel bad
As soon as you get it you holler at me ASAP
Then I get your call and I haul a**!
I feel empty without you
I'll never forget about you
No drama surrounds you
I'm so lost without you!
[Chorus]
Who's the love of my life?
My dealer
Who makes me smile so wide?
My dealer
We never ever f**in fight
My dealer
Who?
My dealer
What?
My dealer