I'll tell ya something Scagnetti
In all of my days in the penal business
And that ain't no small amount of days
Right boys? Oh no, nope, Mickey and Mallory Knox are
Without a doubt the most twisted
Depraved pair of sh** f**ed that has ever been
My displeasure to lay my goddamn eyes on I'm tellin' you,
These two motherf**ers
Are a walkin' reminder of just how
f**ed up the system really is Don't get me started, okay, warden?
Don't get me started
Dwight, you call me Dwight They've k**ed a sh**load of inmates and guards
Three inmates, five guards and one shrink
All in one year's time
Open that goddamn gate Yes sir
What, a psychiatrist?
Yeah, I'm Mickey's better half Miss Mallory strangled his a**
When he made the dumb a** mistake
To ask her what her parents were like
And she done it all shut up on tranquilizers too Oh, ain't love grand?
If that doesn't tell the truth, listen
I got another dead lie
Love makes the world go around Hey, I need to talk to you 'bout
How did a fellow like you get to be a
Specialist in psychos anyway?
Well actually Dwight I'd recommend having your mother
k**ed by one after that happened
I developed a rather keen interest in the subject
You know? What happened?
When I was born I spend
The first part of my life in Texas
Oh that's funny, you don't have an accent Nah, I don't wanna talk like those a**holes
Well, my my mother was from Texas
I meant those other a**holes
You know, who used to beat the sh** out of me Anyway, one day when I was eight years old
My mother, my mother
I wanted to play in the park
And it just so happened to be the same day Charles Whitman had climbed to the top
Of the University Texas tower
And started shootin' strangers And you was with her, sure was
You see the thing is Dwight
I didn't hear any shots
I didn't hear any of 'em And one minute I'm walkin' with my mother
When all of a sudden, chest explodes
She hits the ground, right?
I, I'm just lookin' at her Her forearm flies off
Her hip explodes and
Now, I'm not hearin' any of these shots right?
Boom, chest explodes right? I spent all goddamn day
Lyin' flat on the gra**, bein' eat alive by f**in' ants
I'm thinkin', what happened to my ma
You know? And ever since then I've had a strong opinion
About the psychopathic fools that's alive today
In America's fast food culture
I tend not to exhibit the self-discipline You know, you and comin' off a peace officer
You got it right Jack
You got it right, say, you don't mind
Do ya, if I call you Jack?