GOMEZ:
This is the sacred chalice
From Addams families past
Firm in my digitalis
Held fast
Die-cast!
Here, in this sweet libation
Salvation resides
Feel the sweet sensation
Revelation provides
Full disclosure
It's a game that we play
Let your darkest secrets
Give you away
Face your demons
And then happily say
I'm playing full disclosure
With all these crazy happy people
COMPANY:
Full disclosure
GOMEZ:
It's a hell of a thing
Once a favorite
Of the late Deng Xiaoping
Doesn't matter
If you're right or left wing
He loved his full disclosure!
COMPANY:
Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure
Disclosure, full disclosure, full disclosure
FESTER (spoken):
Oooh! Oooh!
MORTICIA (spoken):
Let's hear from Fester. The chalice!
FESTER (spoken):
I am in love!
MORTICIA (spoken):
In love!
GOMEZ (spoken):
Fester!
FESTER (spoken):
You're probably thinking, what could a fat bald person of no specific s**uality know about love? But I, too, am in love. Fester loves!
MORTICIA (spoken):
Who is it, Fester?
FESTER (spoken):
The moon! Full disclosure!
COMPANY:
Full disclosure
FESTER:
Just embrace it and swoon!
COMPANY:
Embrace and swoon
FESTER:
Fall from grace or fall in love with the moon
COMPANY:
He loves that moon
FESTER:
Close your sermon with a signature tune
COMPANY:
And call it full disclosure
ALICE (spoken):
Well, wasn't that interesting?
MAL (spoken):
Alice, it's late. (to the Addams) Thank you for a very instructive evening--
WEDNESDAY (spoken):
No! It's my turn
LUCAS (spoken):
Wednesday...
GOMEZ (spoken):
Excellent! Wednesday has a full disclosure! The chalice!
PUGLSEY:
Yes!
Now, with a dash of potion
My sister blows her cool
Hopefully in slow-motion
She'll drop
She'll drool
One sip of acrimonium
And then she will change
Boy, oh boy, her full disclosure's
Gonna be strange!
COMPANY:
Full disclosure
MORTICIA:
What a moment of pride
COMPANY:
La la la la
GOMEZ:
Now our eldest child can share what's inside
COMPANY:
La la la la
GOMEZ & MORTICIA:
Full disclosure, she's got nothing to hide
COMPANY:
Hooray for full...
PUGSLEY:
Noooo!!!