PIERRE: There's a war going on
Out there somewhere
And Andrey isn't here
There's a war going on
Out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here
ALL: There's a war going on
Out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here
There's a war going on out there somewhere and Andrey isn't here
And this is all in your program you are at the opera
Gonna have to study up a little bit if you wanna keep with the plot
Cuz it's a complicated Russian novel everyone's got nine different names
So look it up in your program
We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot
Da da da da da da da da da
Natasha!
NATASHA: Natasha is young she loves Andrey with all her heart
ALL: She loves Andrey with all her heart
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
SONYA: Sonya is good, Natasha's cousin and closest friend
ALL: Natasha's cousin and closest friend
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
MARYA: Marya is old-school, a grande dame of Moscow Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind
ALL: Natasha's godmother, strict yet kind,
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
And this is all in your program you are at the opera
Gonna have to study up a little bit
If you wanna keep with the plot and it's a complicated Russian novel
Everyone's got nine different names
So look it up in your program
We'd appreciate it, thanks a lot
Da da da da da da da da da
Anatole!
ANATOLE: Anatole is hot, he spends his money on women and wine
ALL: He spends his money on women and wine, Anatole is hot
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
HÉLÈNE: Hélène is a s*ut, Anatole's sister, married to Pierre
ALL: Anatole's sister, married to Pierre
Hélène is a s*ut
Anatole is hot
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
DOLOKHOV: Dolokhov is fierce, but not too important Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot
ALL: Anatole's friend, a crazy good shot
Dolokhov is fierce
Hélène is a s*ut
Anatole is hot
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
Chandeliers and caviar, the war can't touch us here
Minor Characters!
BOLKONSKY: Old Prince Bolkonsky is crazy
MARY: And Mary is plain
MARY & BOLKONSY: Andrey's family, totally messed up
BALAGA: And Balaga's just for fun!
ALL: Balaga's just for fun!
Balaga is fun
Bolkonsky is crazy
Mary is plain
Dolokhov is fierce
Hélène is a s*ut
Anatole is hot
Marya is old-school
Sonya is good
Natasha is young and Andrey isn't here
And what about Pierre?
Dear, bewildered and awkward Pierre?
What about Pierre?
Rich, unhappily married Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?
What about Pierre?