Thirty days have Septober,
April, June and Nowonder,
All the rest have peanut bu*ter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
I stole it hahahaha
I am in love with my little red tricycle
It has pedals, and a seat that has springs
And wheels that have spokes
That don't speak 'til they're spoken to
And a little bell that I can ring
See? See?
Thirty days have Septober,
April, June and Nowonder,
All the rest have peanut bu*ter
All except my dear grandmother
She had a little red tricycle
It's mine now hahahahahaha
When I am riding my little red tricycle
Why do people always stop and ask me,
"Why must you ride on that little red tricycle
At your age, you know you're forty-three?"
I didn't really steal the tricycle from my grandmother
It followed me home