[Kool Keith]
1-2! Caught you motherf**ers in the studio
You know, this ain't Julio
f** around, you smokin the cooty though
f** you n***as with sports shirts, you n***as rap the worst
I piss and take a sh** on your verse
In front of your family. stick my co*k in your nurse
You better buy the a**, stop tryin to get the p**y first
Cornballs in Symphony Hall, I stand proud and tall
Look at your wife, the b**h is trife, face like a grey mice
I rock the sheepskin, take a picture of me twice
s** my dick, congratulate me like LL and Slick Rick
f** the movie flicks
Buy your girl a jersey, some Yankees tix
Your phony-a** DJ let the gorilla mix
Whip his a** when he come home at six
Yo~! Bring some girls, no co*k and dicks
Gt your h**n, I got your fix
That's the mansion, your favorite stars' naked flicks
Let you cheat like Eric Bonet
Pull my dick out, f** Halle Berry and Renee
Most of you cats like the men, y'all look the other way
Leave your girl sh**tin on the toilet, walkin the one way
The peanut bu*ter way, you hang with them pissy a**es
Girls with deceivin looks and masks-es
I'm the type of guy to sh** on your Armani gla**es
You know~! You buy the case by the pound
Look at your motherf**in pie face, look at you turn round
Go put on your f**in cap and gown
I'll let you get on stage, I'll watch you try to f**in get down
Yo I'm in this motherf**in piece, I'm in this motherf**er to release
You n***as know the sh**, you n***as know who's legit
f** around I'll look at you and look at you and make you have those big tits
f** around your face full of zits
Look around you can't rap you the f**in pits
I hate this sh**, you fake in this sh**
You ain't takin this sh**, you ain't doin nothin, you ain't earthquakin this sh**
Look around, you know you cats how you sound
f** the sports gear, f** the game
f** the sh** yo I put you to shame
You won't even know your motherf**in name, after I finish wit'chu
I'll end the spinach wit'chu, I'll put innings to you
f** around make the game and I'll bring the linens to you
You can't dress for sh**, you won't test for sh**, you ain't the best for sh**
fu*k YOU~!