I'm the itch you can't scratch, MSRA bumps all over your back when you just wanna lay down and take a nap
Yes what you see is what you get
I'm ugly,fat and I wear skinny jeans despite all that
I have no symphathy for no whack man,b**h,f*g or dykish brat
Went to your dads funeral and laughed
Yep, thats why nobody wants to be where I'm at
And im oddly content with that
Here are my fun facts
My appearence is sh**, Theres thirteen ticks crawling out the eye of my dick
My existence is omit, I look like a lunatic that just won't quit
Come try and get at me pricks
White boy looking sketchy with his skate shoes to shoot up the high school with
Even my own mom said this
Dylan you won't be sh**
You'll live off wic and do that smarta** rap sctick
And quit the first job you ever get
You dress like you want a dick
But f** it i guess i just came one huh
Look at me so ignorant,beligerent and inconsiderate with the spitting image of my father it is no motherf**ing difference
I've discovered just a little bit of why my rhyme isnt getting the attention of a casual fan
Is it your pigment man
Nah It's cause I look like the elephant man and an evil villan had a baby in a rape van
Than they prematurely pulled me out of the vaginal band
9 months happened and when I was born the doctor hit me in the f**ing face with the bedpan
My teeth are more yellow that the inside of a corn can
Although, on the other hand I look like I should of been aborted because I was unplanned and hey i would understand
I'll be damned did you know I am only on this earth to disguise my self as a man and hide my red tan because im say tan
My name isn't really Nalyd It's Lucifer
The executioner newcomer ready to loosen ya
Lucid pewtrid hatred
My verbatims iron maiden with no mistaken statements blunt blatant invisble vacant and quadrouple rated-x
I'm really not at all complex, I look suspect but there isn't much more to me
I have no friends and no respect for authority and I like to mastubrate on message boads come log-in to see
Myy loner traits reflect how I'm such a wreck and what else would you expect
I'm so desperate i wouldn't reject oral s** even if she had s**ty s** insects crawling out of her f**ing neck
Paid her off with my disabiltiy check and said baby you the best at that
Perhaps I might just text your girl back in all caps
Tell her to whip my a** with a strap until i turn black
Because then i might look hack enough to record a track
Relax your who*e is still intact
In fact, I might just wear a strap on my nose and f** her in her bellybu*ton hole holmes
Cause you h*mos already know that I'll take off all my clothes expose my other nose in a strangers home
I dont know I guess im just nutty with a flow
I guess im just Kid Cudi in a hole
I guess I'm just bloody in a bathtub about to overflow
sh** i dunno the people in this house
I'm scared whats happening theres maggots falling out of my mouth
And i just wanna go home
I want you to listen to me until you ears errode and make you look like Vinny Van Gogh
I'm on my what the f** i said so
You heard me ho
The way you see me write its not lyrics its corrupted manifesto
First come, First serve
f** was my first word, b**h was my second eat a dick was my third word to Big Sean swerve
Oh as quick as i came yep thats as quick as I'll go
If you feeling froggy then leap but motherf**er just know\
If you could go through one walk down this road
You'll never get a jacket to protect you from my kinda cold
Don't feel my flow then breakaway, Make like Lebron James b**h fadeaway
Go ahead b**h keep paving the way, Commercial rappers with nothing to say
I'll send you off with a b**h wave from that top spot best believe
I don't got that 40 cal Glock co*ked but i can catch you asleep and make a vine of me tying six cinderblocks to your feet
And drown you in my swamp slash creek and laughing as you sink
And post it on vine and get a retweet from chief keef
And get continuous RTs for GBE weeks
b**h I'm top notch and got more hard knocks that a p**nstars co*k stop
You'll never compare to me
The games sleeping on me but i'm sleeping in an electric chair you see
Double dog dare me to be the greatest emcee
Yeah the day that happens to me is day i walk on air
And when i spit like this it starts to feel unfair
You want me to hold a camera there okay I'll record me f**ing your mom on her swivel chair
I look like I hold a camera damn brah im lyrical viagra throwin temper tantras and you scared to respond like you just seen a tarantula
No stoppin for stamina crushing ya gargantuan and yall acting shocked and knocked like your rhymes just ran out, Look no way out, No plan b route Welcome to hell no rain here just drought, Day in and day out I point out how yall look like yall quiet and just ran out, s** my dick like a blunt thick inhale and blow out, Ain't now where to go now, Throw a silent fit
f** couting bars i rap layin bricks matter of fact i get chapped lips from spitting rap like this until the f**ing track rips
Look at me, How can it be
I thought I could just rap and have this sh** handed to me
Well if you're not gonna hand it to me then take that hand and stick it in your pants grab your dick and make the sh** dance
Stop playing with it Lance because if you shake it more than twice ya playin with it damn You think im playan not by a motherf**in slim chance
Damn If I could just do all this sh** different
And if I hadn't said all the right things would you even listened
I feel like I'm in prisoned can't escape all these comparisons
When these people don't even know how much I can embara** them
Keep talkin... I'll keep walkin
I've gotcha, I've stopped ya
You bout as real as a soap opera
Oh you think you so popular you live in a town that no one would even see if they owned a pair a binoculars
So save the bullsh** cause im not gonna stoop that low to respond to ya
Eat a dick in a pond like you with Jenifer Lopez in that B movie Anaconda
Were arent the same pahtna use a comma when you mention me as a part of ya within this genre huh
Because as you can tell from this im stronga huh, We got a promblem yau
So watch me pull out all the stops full throttle no hands on the wheel sianar brah