[Servo]
Hey Susie, what's the matter?
[Crow]
Yeah, Susie. What's wrong?
[Mike]
Oh, nothing. I guess.
[Servo]
Come on, Susie! You can tell us!
[Crow]
Yeah!
[Mike]
Gee, I don't know, girls. Well…okay, it's like this…
[Bots]
Uh-huh…
[Mike]
You know Steve?
[Bots]
UH-HUHHH!
[Mike]
Steve's a werewolf, but he's my guy
He's different from the rest, I don't know why
But my mother and pop, they disapprove
But no one can stop us, for it's true lo-ove.
[Bots]
Huh?
[Mike]
Well, I had to rhyme the two words…
[Servo]
Ah, okay.
[Crow]
Sure, sing.
[Servo]
Got it. Got it. Go ahead.
[Mike]
Where, oh werewolf
I've looked everywhere, wolf
Where, oh where
Where is my werewolf?
Listen up, girls.
Late one night, we drove in his car
To Makeout Point, it wasn't that far
[Servo]
Take the Hiawatha exit, left at the first stop sign.
[Mike]
Well, whose story is this, Carol?
[Servo]
Sorry! Heh heh heh heh!
[Mike]
The moon was full, he pulled me close
I held his paw and I touched his cold nose
[Crow]
That means he's healthy! Hee hee!
[Mike]
But just then his hairy paws caused the wheel to slide!
I screamed! Too late! We hit a tree! He died!
[Bots]
Gee, that's too bad, Susie!
[Mike]
Where, oh werewolf
I've looked everywhere, wolf
Where, oh where
Oh where, oh where, oh where
Is my werewolf?
[Crow]
Werewolf!