When I was just a little boy, I'd sit around all day. Thinking about
the future to pa** the time of day. With my friends sittin' laughin',
they would mainly laugh at me, because I was always different, it was
all so plain to see. Didn't want to be a fireman, a cowboy, or a cop.
I
was always different like a sore thumb I stuck out. Because even in
my dreams I won't pretend to age, I knew a life of normacy was nothing
but a cage.
When I grow up, I don't want to be like you!
To be a barbarian would be a lot of fun. Sit around, eat raw meat in
the mid day sun. I'd dance around the fire, like a madman I would
yell, I'd smell a bit I'd fart a lot, I'd cut cla** and I'd belch. I'd
sack the Roman Empire and do with a grin. I'd set the cities all
ablaze...do it on a whim. And people would shriek as I was coming into
town, because I'd bring my minotaur to help me fry it down.
When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don't know much, but
this much I know is true..when life is short, I
don't want to be like
you!
When I grow up I think I want to be white trash living in a trailer
park and sitting on my a**. I'd beat my wife, I'd kiss my kiss, I'd
pa** out in the lawn. I'd steal my brewskies from my mom and often
kick my dog. I'd go to work an hour later, b**h about my boss.
And every friday night I think I'd bowl a round or two, because
standing watching monster trucks is just the thing to do!!
When I grow up, I want something fun to do. I don't know much, but
this much I know is true..when life is short, I
don'
t want to be like
you!