Shoot for stars like astronauts Keep the food until it rots Lets all drink 'til our heart stops With ink-stain blots and blue blood clots Pick the scab it bleeds again It's good to be American Buy one and you'll get one free It sounds like fuzzy math to me There's no place, no place like home It beats just like a metronome Just for kicks some pick-up sticks Were entertaining lunatics Plus or minus nothings timeless Automatic writers block Bullet blackheads stare you down And thank you strokes for saving rock Watching co*k fights 'til dawn You're the bishop to my pawn Never really was that strong Wayward son won't you carry on Contractual obligation Just one god under a nation Premature masturbation, keep it here don't change the station Do you think were better of dead? Or just the best thing since sliced bread? And do you believe I've lost my head? Or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed? An aphrodisiac for nymphomaniacs we need it like we need a heart attack This was my wish, my dream that didn't come true so I'm taking it back Rats doused in kerosene Envy of the beauty queen
Something somewhat less obscene The end will justify the means Engine, engine number nine Smash the grapes and make some wine Mine is yours and yours is mine Really though I'm feeling fine Never mind panic attacks Try not to step on the cracks Something just occurred to me My god wouldn't do this to me Set it and forget it happened Don't remember? Use a napkin Guidelines of the laundry-mats With extra saturated fats Between a rock and a hard place Vanished and gone without a trace Pleasant for black comedy And happiness don't grow on trees Ignoring Sarah plain and tall All for one and one for all Let the scapegoat take the fall It's his fault that we dropped the ball Leave a message at the tone Help me feel I'm not alone Hate this feeling dry as a bone Waiting for a ring from the phone We rob the poor and give the rich Scratch an unreachable itch We turn lights off without a switch It all goes off without a hitch I don't know quite what I am saying There's no way out just a way in Flying high above the birds A picture's worth a thousand words