Plans one through eight, Not so great Working hard Shooting Late Glenn or Glenda? Not sure which Man, that film was Hard to pitch But if you let that get you down, (Ed Woodn't) If you're getting tightly-wound, (Ed Woodn't) These films are lacking They need more Enlist the aid of My friend Tor I need a star They wanna' go see I think I'll cast Bela Lugosi When you feel like givin up (Ed Woodn't) If you're getting all hung up (Ed Woodn't)
Spooky lady, Talkin' femme fatale Vampira won't bite and tell My masterpiece, So divine, I watch Plan 9 All the time When you wanna' quit your dreams, (Ed Woodn't) If you think you're gonna' scream (Ed Woodn't) And you know, if nothin's going right, And the sets are crashing down And everybody says You can't make it in this town When you wear angora sweaters and people say you shouldn't Don't pay them any mind Cuz you know Ed Woodn't.