Plans one through eight,
Not so great
Working hard
Shooting Late
Glenn or Glenda?
Not sure which
Man, that film was
Hard to pitch
But if you let that get you down,
(Ed Woodn't)
If you're getting tightly-wound,
(Ed Woodn't)
These films are lacking
They need more
Enlist the aid of
My friend Tor
I need a star
They wanna' go see
I think I'll cast
Bela Lugosi
When you feel like givin up
(Ed Woodn't)
If you're getting all hung up
(Ed Woodn't)
Spooky lady,
Talkin' femme fatale
Vampira won't
bite and tell
My masterpiece,
So divine,
I watch Plan 9
All the time
When you wanna' quit your dreams,
(Ed Woodn't)
If you think you're gonna' scream
(Ed Woodn't)
And you know, if nothin's going right,
And the sets are crashing down
And everybody says
You can't make it in this town
When you wear angora sweaters
and people say you shouldn't
Don't pay them any mind
Cuz you know Ed Woodn't.