This man stands accused of obstructing the course of justice
Four counts of publishing literature on unlawful subjects
Vandalism of state property, causing unrest
Public disorder, cycling in a state of undress
Several instances of public nudity
Twenty two proven counts of rudeness to police
Three counts of causing damage to law enforcement cameras
Activities abroad including consorting with anarchists
Nine counts of harboring known Islamists
Identified by their wearing of white pajamas
Forty two of distributing subversive pamphlets
But most seriously
The defendant stands accused
Of encouraging socialist thoughts and its derivatives
Attending meetings and speaking on topics prohibited
By the terror act of 2012 section 66
Conspiring to commit arson
Being in possession of restricted materials
With the intention of using them
To manufacture weapons
Also actual arson
Actual harm to ministerial entities
Using official garments to deceive and gain entry
Misuse and damage of military facilities
Punishable under the laws of the defense ministry
Four billion pounds of actual damage to property
By law equivalent to murder in the first degree
Retention of materials to be used in acts of terrorism
Encouragement and dissemination for acts of terrorism
Planning and preparation for acts of terrorism
Attendance at a place used for planning acts of terrorism
And lastly, actual commissioned of thirty acts of terrorism
The above amounts to high treason
And thus inevitably conspiracy against the state
Cla**ed as the people's enemy
The case is made
How does the defendant plead?