This just in from BNPBC News
Dizraeli's troops were caught distributing free food
In the form of pea soup and fresh nectarine juice
To farmers on strike in Leeds
Now to review
The leader of this left wing movement
Is still at large
And police have orders to shoot on sight
And k** the ba*tard
He's suspected of masterminding
Some sort of bombing crime
Details at this time are none too fine
More news at nine...