When I first met you
Ooo I thought I'd seen you in a magazine
The way you handled all my jibber-jabber talking
It must have seemed obscene
I got so nervous cause I thought that
Maybe I had lost my chance
But when you called me up the next time on the telephone
And invited me to the dance
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My two left feet my filthy smile
Was almost sure you wouldn't call me back
But when you did I took two showers three baths
And I even shaved my back
But when I got to your house
Wouldn't you know it
I was ... I was there
So I went to back to my room
And all it was the p**no mags and me
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