[Hook]
All I do is cum, ha ha ha ha
So f** me (f** me)
[Verse]
I'm f**ing hoes in public on Narragansett
Even sliding co*k inside on public transit
The f** bandit is at it again
And when you feel the girth that sh**'s not pretend
And it will never end because I got the length
If you got the p**y, I got the strength
Make you go to sleep cause the f** so sturdy
Then you need a shower cause that f** so dirty
Jennette McCurdy wanna get flirty
Even if she nerdy, gonna sing like a birdy
Then I'm putting it inside Jennifer Lopez
Blast on her stomach, s** tape in low res
It's not The Dreamers with Eva Green
It's rise of my dick because the tits is mean
You know what I mean, s** movie scene
Except the tape is private and the set's a king
As in bed, while Stoya's getting the bread
And Kari Bryon busting the myth of giving me head
(Busted) all down her dress
f**ing Jessica Chobot on top her NES
And maybe Alison can give me a Haislip
Stefani is a rich girl but she s** tip
Giada De LauRentiis and Eva Mendes
Are my apprentice for trying to bend dis
Allison Brie gonna worship me
And when I f** for free, I get Katy Perry
Moving forward, Oliva Munn
Put it in her mouth then I cum on her bum
Megan Fox, Taylor Swift both sharing my meat
Kristen Stewart use my face as a seat
I feel Jena Malone s**ing on my nips
Lady GaGa is pulling hard on my hips
Shove 'em all off, I need some brain
Call up Anne Hathaway and Jessica Chastain
But number one on speed dial is the most hot, son
So press the bu*ton and hit up Emma Watson
Then they take turns admiring my penis
Because you know Sir D gets the very meanest
And when I cum, I'm not the cleanest
Send that b**h right back to venus
But that's a taste, just a little preview
Of all the girls chilling in my rear view
But soon I gotta put my dick in something new
Jenna Coleman, you know I'm coming for you
[Hook]