Alright stop what you're doing, cause I'm about to ruin
This is huge
See I am the man of orange in case you missed it
I'm the one who said just grab her in the...
They're not the best, the finest, they're not equal
They're criminals, rapists, some of them good people
I will send them out then make them pay for a wall
Because I have the balls and unmitigated gall
To piss on your leg and tell you that it's raining
Claim it's a bombshell when it's an empty casing
I am the man of orange, a filthy ba*tard
I prefer veterans who didn't get captured
And women I would date if they weren't my daughter
Pay you to write a book that I can claim I authored
Rescind my offer, skip out on the debt
But wait, I don't think that ya'll have heard me yet
Let's take the country back, the time is now
I will solve your problems but I won't say how
It is I who will restore the natural order
Circle the wagons, close up the borders
Ban them from entering and shut down their mosque
Put them in a database we'll build at all cost
Catch one speaking out, I mean planning an attack
We will waterboard and torture him until he cracks
Cause I am the law and order so me they don't like
k** their wives and their families with a drone strike
When they shot up the Pulse who got that right
Look at my life and all of my sacrifice
See the media's deceiving you they think they're clever
With their bias and their blood coming out there wherever
They hide the truths that you should be fearing
Like the thousands of m**ms in Jersey who were cheering
When the towers came tumbling down
They say it never occurred, then they tell you I'm a bumbling clown
I will see them in court, play Scrabble with Sarah Palin
And put Robert DeNiro under FBI surveillance
My hands may be small but I carry a big stick
Guarantee there's no problem I pack that orange dick
The key to bagging chicks is to treat them like sh**
Walk up in their dressing room and take a peek and a flick
Must be a pretty pic, you dropping to your knees
And climate change is a scam invented by the Chinese
They crushed that riot in Tiananmen Square
With the power of strength I almost wish I was there
They may be commies but they treat me fair
I've got a line of neckties manufactured there
Do you care, nah you want your job back and no stress
I'll k** your union, pay you less now you're soul less
I am the man of orange there's nothing to fear
Just look at my African American over here
I'm sure he'll tell you that this is not a drill
Only I have the sk** to fulfill the people's will
If you see any dissent that moves the needle will
You knock the crap out them I'll pay the legal bill
Ugh, punch them in the face why don't ya
Like we used to do to them in a place like this
Carried out on stretchers yep those were good times
We're going to lengthen the sentences for their drug crimes
We're going to show them what profiling truly means
We're going to stop and frisk them like they're beauty queens
I've got a fantasy to which I jerk off
Of me and Putin riding horses with our shirts off
Sit back and peep how the future unfolds
I've got a list of enemies and the nuclear codes
I've got the treasury, mandate and some big dumb goons
And a full endorsement from one Kim Jong Un
I've got no time to read books, look at my workload
Keep the press in a cage when I'm on the road
I'll gaslight your question don't even try it
I don't care if it's on videotape I'll still deny it
I don't know what I said I don't remember
I don't know what I said I don't remember
s**ers
You see I am the man of orange in case you missed it
I'm the one who said just grab her in the...