[Intro: Tim Westwood]
Grime is in a state of emergency
The scene is in chaos
We need a superhero to save the day
Who can we get?
(I know, let's get Superman!)
f** that pantyhose-wearing b**h!
(OK, my bad, let's get Batman!)
That motherf**er can't do sh**, he's a wasteman!
(Alright, alright, I've got it, get the Ninja Turtles)
Are you out of your f**ing mind?
They're a bunch of poomplex derkheads!
No, we need a super shaman. We need Jme
(Who is Jme?)
Jme was a grime MC from the ends
Until he met Mr V
Mr V. was a mad scientist who produced a track that gave Jme an incredible superpower. Anything Jme touched multiplied, duplicated and replicated. Jme had the power to clone anything. He could turn a Big Mac meal into a feast for a thousand. A KFC variety bucket will feed the world. Jme is the superhero we need!
(It's Mr. V)
[Verse 1: Jme]
Yeah blud, it's a lot
I've been at home all day
Cloning £50 notes, this is sick
But it's a bit bait
Cause all the serial numbers are the same
So I can't spend them in the same place
I was gonna put a deposit on a flat
Instead, I might just give 'em all out to the mandem
This is jokes
I don't know what to do next
I've already cloned my TV, my iMac
All my garms and creps
I know Skepta wanted these jeans
So look, see?
I could've made a million by now
But then everybody will find out
Blud, this is nang
[Hook: Jme]
You've got nothing, you've got nothing
You want something so you need power
Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power
Don't abuse your power (Mr. V)
[Verse 2: Jme]
Oi, oi, MSM, let me clone your chain
In fact
I'mma find the guy with the ma**ivest chain
Clone it and then give it back
Oh my god, I'm so dumb
What am I thinking?
With my powers, I should be stopping
All the poverty in Africa and all them tings
But the media will speculate
Them feds will interrogate
MI5 will investigate
That's just too b-bait
(Blud, there's feds following us)
Huh? Wait
I cloned Westwood's car
It's got the same registration plate
Man, this is peak
[Hook: Jme]
You've got nothing, you've got nothing
You want something so you need power
Don't abuse your power, don't abuse your power
Don't abuse your power (Mr. V)
[Verse 3: Jme]
Alright, alright, think, think, think
What can I do? Where can I go?
First things first, get these fake 50s
And throw 'em out the window
Alright, Jme, calm down
Acting like you've been cloning P
When I got the power to clone
I wish I could unclone, see?
Now look at me, taking chase
Cloning traffic lights, cloning gates
Cloning pot holes, no escape
Oi MSM, pa** me my jacket
Here you are, zip it up tight
When I pull over, just run for your life
I'mma do a handbrake skid
And we'll disappear into the night
Flipping hell, man
These feds are on a mission
They must really wanna catch man
They want their commission
That's it, I'm stuck
Behind this tree
And they know I'm here
I'm gonna clone me